idontgiveahex:

i had a really good joke but autocorrect ruined the lunchtime

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"The way people treat you is a statement about who they are as a human being. It is not a statement about you."

— Unknown (via cosmofilius)

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stancenation:

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stancenation:

S U P E R | Photo By: #jasoncabigting #stancenation

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opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

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nobletraditions:

robbrulinski:

Zippo lighters from Vietnam

Jesus christ.

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rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

image

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